Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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