trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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