when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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