That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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