I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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