He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize
