I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I need water and some morals
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
