When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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