If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
try to milk me bitch
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