i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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