weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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