So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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