I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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