ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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