She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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