Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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