Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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