This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
