There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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