She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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