Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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