these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Non-Jews are for practice
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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