i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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