So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Randomize
