come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize