She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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