I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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