What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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