I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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