it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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