but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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