all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
he just fucked me for my cheese.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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