Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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