You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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