doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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