You're completely useless in the revolution.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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