Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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