I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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