he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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