So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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