found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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