We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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