She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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