Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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