If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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