I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I would fuck him just for his dog
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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