38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
