Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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