She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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