im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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