Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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