Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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