They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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