so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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